Glasgow Jiggin'

Davie · Post by **Davie** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:30 am

I would like to suggest that the COMPLAINANTS make their complaints to me either through the thread, email or PM.
I have been through my Posts and find it hard to find anything that is offensive.

Wini,
Living in Australia is an offence in itself.
Sorry sorry sorry, that wiz meant tae be a joke.
Some of my best pals ur frae Fourecks.
Ah huv tae explain these things noo.
Glad that has been sorted oot.
Everybody friends again?

Davie

nancy · Post by **nancy** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:45 am

Hi Wini,To get back your post about Stone Pigs.We have a couple up the loft.
Hubby used to dig in old dumps,and find all sort of interesting things.
Old beer bottles,ceramic jars and allsorts of crockery

That's where the pigs came from,and still in one piece

Never did find any Flying Ducks though

Cheers Nancy

nancy · Post by **nancy** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:50 am

An BTW Davie, Ah'll say it before you,Naw,he didnae dig me up

Cheers nancy

Davie · Post by **Davie** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:38 pm

Hi Nancy
Ye wurr too quick furr everybudy yersel ther'
But ah'm huvin' a hard time tryin' tae keep ma big gob shut aboot oor Mary's slippery satin sheets.
Several brownie points awarded tae big Davie, furr his decorum, don't yeese aw think?

Davie

wini · Post by **wini** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:38 pm

Nancy,
You could probaly sell your stone Pigs for a fortune now.

Heh, maybe it was the Stone Pigs that was offensive.

Davie, yer right
a lot of Aussies came here because they were offensive, they came in chains usually. Oh dear, maybe Ahl get deported back to Glesgie

But they made Australia a great country.
You might even have a rellie or two who came out as convicts. It is the In thing now to have convict ancestors

wini

Davie · Post by **Davie** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:59 pm

Naw Wini,
You stey where ye ur pal, we’ve gote enough troublemakers here already.
They tell us that Glasgow is the third most dangerous city to live in the world.
Baghdad is fourth and Kabul fifth.
Wonder whit the first two ur.
Ah think Paisley must be in the runnin' or yon wilderness, Lochwinnoch
Right Apache territory oot ther'
An' we could qute easily send ye some convicts the noo, we have an abundance o' thaem in Bar L
Three tae a cell.

Davie

DavidWW · Post by **DavidWW** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:16 pm

I have major problems every time I visit Australia, because, when approaching immigration I just cannot get out of my head the true story relating to Tony Hancock's first trip.

Immigration Officer, "Good morning, sir."
Tony Hancock, "Good morning."
....
Various standard questions and answers follow leading up to...
....
IO, "Do you have any criminal convictions?"
TH, "No, - why?, - is it still required?"

I never quite found out how long he was held for before he was released.

David

Muriel · Post by **Muriel** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:42 pm

Whit's aw this aboot Lochwinnoch, Davie - huv I missed something

I thaugt it wis an OK place - ma rellies cam fra there.

Muriel

Post by **emanday** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:50 pm

Davie wrote:Hi Nancy
Ye wurr too quick furr everybudy yersel ther'
But ah'm huvin' a hard time tryin' tae keep ma big gob shut aboot oor Mary's slippery satin sheets.
Several brownie points awarded tae big Davie, furr his decorum, don't yeese aw think? Davie

wini · Post by **wini** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:26 am

am surprised DECORUM is even in yer vocabulary Davie.

Ur ye sure ye know whit it means?

wini

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