Glasgow Jiggin'

[Davie]

am surprised DECORUM is even in yer vocabulary Davie.

The cheek o' the wummim', an av never had a penny aff her in ma life afore!
Of course ah know whit decorum means Wini, ah know the meanin' o aw words that huv tae dae wey alcohol.
Ye huv been away frae hame too long lass.
Deco Rum is a drink served in the cocktail bars of the city, mainly in the salubrious areas of Glesga, like Cathcart and Battlefield.
Efter ye get yer gless wey the coconut, an wee umbrellas , ye then make a drawing of it.
Hence the phrase-Art deco-rum.
Muriel,
Naw pal, ye huvnie missed a thing.
Lochwinnoch, you say is wher’ yer rellies cam frae. As in past tense?
I see where you get your intelligence from.
The Faimily gote oot years ago?
I occasionally venture intae the fawr countryside tae the Hungry Monk, braving all elements, wild animals and the savage tribes between Mount Flo and the wee toon.
Seriously ah’m only at the kiddin
Oh, kin ye be seriously kiddin?
Will need tae think aboot that.
You will all note that nae mention is made o’ whit the worst toon tae live in Scotland is.
Fawr be it fawr me tae upset oanywan own TS.
No names mentioned by me, Lesley.
As some of you are aware, I collect tomes on varying topics.
I added to my humour collection yesterday
“A Dash of Doric” The wit and wisdom of the North East
A definite contradiction in terms.
Like Military Intelligence.
Davie

[DavidWW]

Like Military Intelligence.
...much snipped afore 'n' efterDavie

I like it

David

[Davie]

Aye David,
That is wan o’ the guid wans
Especially noo a days.
Jis watchin’ the News o’ Saddam’s death sentence coming through.
Expectin’ mayhem this evening.
And ther isnae oanthin funny tae say aboot that.
A just wish wurr troops were hame frae baith Iraq and Afghanistan.
15:12 right noo

Davie

[DavidWW]

Aye David,
That is wan o’ the guid wans
Especially noo a days.
Jis watchin’ the News o’ Saddam’s death sentence coming through.
Expectin’ mayhem this evening.
And ther isnae oanthin funny tae say aboot that.
A just wish wurr troops were hame frae baith Iraq and Afghanistan.
15:12 right noo

Davie

There's a whole pile of oxymorons involved .........

David

[Davie]

Jist in case some o' yoose don't know whit an oxymoron is.

A person who has nae idea whit a stock cube is used for.

On ye go Dino;

"Well ah'm prayin' furr the rain in California..........

hic!

[Muriel]

Ay Davie, they goat oot a lang time ago - see my thread Thomas Ross, where did he come from, where did he go? He went a very long way!

The Hungry Monk sounds awfy post - the best I've ever done is the Brown Bull, & very nice it was too. I did make the ferry to Arran but don't remember much about the journey - I wasn't driving

Muriel

[Muriel]

OOps, I think I meant posh. Muriel

[Russell]

Hi Muriel

The Brown Bull used tae be a bit 'spit 'n sawdust' but has improved its image a bit

the Hungry Monk is workin at bein 'Pan Loaf' wi a fancy menu. (and fancy prices) Ye'd think it wis wan o Davie's haunts in Glesca wi their prices and notions.

Russell
Aw the pubs roon here think they're sumthin they're no!

[wini]

Ah take it thers no sawdust on the flairs o the pubs anymore?

Dae they let the wummen in nooadays?

wini

[Russell]

Naw Wini

Nae sawdust on the flerr. They're aw that busy sellin booze thay huv nae time tae spread the sawdust onywey.

They seelt aw the sawdust fer chipboard onyhow

Wummin huv been intae bars since they knoccked oot a the wa's and jined up the Bar an the Lounge. The language has gaed doonhill since an aw. Swearie words frae aw directions.
I just hae a cairrie-oot noo an again.

Russell